misplacedsanity:

connoririshwright:

itsalllostinmyhead:

Apparently, after having realized he had been shot, he self-diagnosed that the bullet had not punctured his lung and continued giving the speech…starting by apologizing for the interruption by saying “Oh, I’ve just been shot” and completing the speech while blood was pouring out of his chest.

This man makes most gangster rappers look like sissies

Theodore Roosevelt meme. Finally. I would like to request this:

“Global warming? Have you tried punching it in the goddamn throat?”

“Chuck Norris? I didn’t know my son went into movies.”