Thursday, March 22, 2012
Working on my tumblr layout right now…

…it is going to be adorbz and so covered in cute all your eyes will bleed. <3

Thursday, January 5, 2012
Just bought my hamster a damn condo.

That is all.

Her new house is three stories tall.

This is what she gets for never biting me.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Tumblr…I’m baaaaaaack!!

:)

New Place.

New Job.

New Experiences.

Yeah yeaaah!!!

Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Quaint abandoned property… SOLD. If something is chasing you… SPLIT UP. If you hear a strange sound outside… HAVE SEX. No, it’s cool. You’ll be fine. It’s only a HORROR MOVIE!
Monday, December 5, 2011
SO MY NEW JOB RUCKING FOCKS! YAAAAAAAAY!!!

Psst…that means it FUCKING ROCKS!!!

I am being trained to work without supervision, I get to pet kick ass dogs and kitties all day, I get an HOUR AND A HALF for lunch to do whatever I want, I get to know my WHOLE MONTHLY SCHEDULE so I can make tons of plans aaaaand it is 4 minutes from my house and where I am moving to come this month. YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! Plus my hamster gets free checkups at the vet and I can buy her meds at face cost without any markup bullshit. Also…ANIMALS?!? For the last hour of work they brought a cat out of it’s cage and she sat on our front desk and purred and I got to sit there and pet her while filling out receipts. Also, breakroom has big flat screen TV and FREE KEURIG COFFEE?!?

Monday, December 5, 2011
New job this morning.

I can do it.

I think I can.

I know I can.

Saturday, December 3, 2011
That day when you’re like ‘I’m gonna make my eye makeup match my underpants! FUCK YEAH!’

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ABOUT TO DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, December 3, 2011
Tries on extra small pants at walmart. They are too big. Feels like supermodel.

I wear them like a hobbit wears Shaq shoes.

Saturday, December 3, 2011
I would like to talk to my followers. :)

Where do you live? What do you do? Why do you use tumblr?

Friday, December 2, 2011
“Being friends with you is an act of charity I cannot afford in this economy.”

-me

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